Women talk



We need <=> I want

It's your decision <=> The correct decision should be obvious by now.

Do what you want <=> You'll pay for this later.

We need to talk <=> I need to complain.

Sure... go ahead <=> I don't want you to.

I'm hungry <=> Make/buy me something to eat.

I'm not upset <=> Of course I'm upset, you moron.

You're ... so manly <=> You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

You're certainly attentive tonight<=> Is sex all you ever think about?

I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting <=> I'm on my period.

Be romantic, turn out the lights <=> I have flabby thighs.

This kitchen is so inconvenient <=> I want a new house.

The car is empty <=> Go fill it up.

The trash is full <=> Take it out.

The dog is barking <=> Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong.

I want new curtains <=> and carpeting, and furniture, wallpaper...

I need wedding shoes <=> The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.

Hang the picture there <=> NO, I mean hang it there!

Do you love me? <=> I'm going to ask for something expensive.

How much do you love me <=> I did something today you're really not going to like.

I'll be ready in a minute. <=> Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.

Is my butt fat? <=> Tell me I'm beautiful.

You have to learn to communicate. <=> Just agree with me.

It's alright, dear <=> You'll pay for this.

Yes <=> No

No <=> No

Maybe <=> No

I'm sorry. <=> You'll be sorry.

Do you like this recipe? <=> It's easy to fix, so you'd better get use to it.

Was that the baby? <=> Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.

I'm not YELLING! <=> Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

All we're going to buy is a soap dish. <=>It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom, and did you bring your chequebook as well?