SHE SAYS... <=> WHAT SHE MEANT WAS...
We need <=> I want
It's your decision <=> The correct decision should be obvious by now.
Do what you want <=> You'll pay for this later.
We need to talk <=> I need to complain.
Sure... go ahead <=> I don't want you to.
I'm hungry <=> Make/buy me something to eat.
I'm not upset <=> Of course I'm upset, you moron.
You're ... so manly <=> You need a shave and you sweat a lot.
You're certainly attentive tonight<=> Is sex all you ever think about?
I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting <=> I'm on my period.
Be romantic, turn out the lights <=> I have flabby thighs.
This kitchen is so inconvenient <=> I want a new house.
The car is empty <=> Go fill it up.
The trash is full <=> Take it out.
The dog is barking <=> Go outside in your underwear and see what is wrong.
I want new curtains <=> and carpeting, and furniture, wallpaper...
I need wedding shoes <=> The other 40 pairs are the wrong shade of white.
Hang the picture there <=> NO, I mean hang it there!
Do you love me? <=> I'm going to ask for something expensive.
How much do you love me <=> I did something today you're really not going to like.
I'll be ready in a minute. <=> Kick off your shoes and find a good game on T.V.
Is my butt fat? <=> Tell me I'm beautiful.
You have to learn to communicate. <=> Just agree with me.
It's alright, dear <=> You'll pay for this.
Yes <=> No
No <=> No
Maybe <=> No
I'm sorry. <=> You'll be sorry.
Do you like this recipe? <=> It's easy to fix, so you'd better get use to it.
Was that the baby? <=> Why don't you get out of bed and walk him until he goes to sleep.
I'm not YELLING! <=> Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.
All we're going to buy is a soap dish. <=>It goes without saying that we're stopping at the cosmetics department, the shoe department, I need to look at a few new pocket books, and wouldn't these pink sheets look great in the bedroom, and did you bring your chequebook as well?