Valentine sayings

Anonymous


I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU

I LOVE YOU ALMIGHTY

I WISH YOUR PJS WERE NEXT TO MY NIGHTY

DON'T BE MISTAKEN

DON'T BE MISLED

I MEAN ON THE CLOTHESLINE

NOT IN THE BED


IF THIS BOOK IS FOUND

BY A PERSON, DELIVER IN MAIL

IF FOUND BY A MALE , DELIVER IN

PERSON


LOVE IS LIKE GLASS

HANDLE WITH CARE

CAUSE WHEN IT IS BROKEN

IT'S HARD TO REPAIR


A KISS BENEATH THE WINDOW

A KISS BENEATH A ROSE

THE BEST PLACE TO KISS A GUY

IS JUST BENEATH HIS NOSE


. . . . . WAS AT THE DINNER TABLE

HER HEART WAS IN A FLUTTER

UNFORTUNATLY SHE FAINTED

AND HER FACE WENT IN THE BUTTER


DOWN NEAR THE GLADE

CARVED IN A TREE

TWO LITTLE WORDS

REMEMBER ME


YOU'VE GOT ROOM FOR FRIENDS

YOU'VE GOT ROOM FOR LOVERS

BUT POOR OLE ME

HAS TO WRITE ON THE COVERS


A RING IS ROUND

AND HAS NO END

AND THAT'S HOW LONG

YOU'LL BE MY FRIEND


SEVEN DWARFS IN A BATH

ALL FEELING HAPPY

SO HAPPY GOT OUT


ONCE A KING

ALWAYS A KING

BUT ONCE A KNIGHT

IS ENOUGH


GOD MADE FRENCH, GOD MADE DUTCH

WHOEVER MADE YOU, DON'T KNOW TOO MUCH


. . . . . . ON THE DISCO FLOOR

SO GROOVY AND FANTASTIC

. . . . . RUNS TO THE EXIT

CAN'T TRUST THAT COLES ELASTIC


THE DRIP ON THE CEILING

REMINDS ME OF YOU


WHEN I MET HIM I LIKED HIM

WHEN I LIKED HIM I LOVED HIM

WHEN I LOVED HIM I LET HIM

WHEN I LET HIM I LOST HIM


REMEMBER M

REMEMBER E

BUT MOST OF ALL

REMEMBER ME


IT'S NOT THE FLICK OF THE DICK

THAT DOES THE TRICK

IT'S NOT THE ANGLE THAT IT DANGLES

OR THE SAG OF THE BAG

BUT THE THROB OF THE KNOB

THAT DOES THE JOB


OH PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH ME

OH PLEASE DO NOT TOUCH

OH PLEASE DO NOT

OH PLEASE DO

OH PLEASE

OH!