Black fella's revenge

Anonymous

Dear white fella:

Cupla things you orta no.

Firstly,

Wen I'm born, I'm black;
Wen I grow up, I'm black;
Wen I get sick, I'm black;
Wen I go out in sun, I'm black;
Wen I git cold, I'm black;
Wen I git scared, I'm still black;
And wen I die, I'm still black.

But you, white fella:

Wen you born, you pink;
Wen you grow up, you white;
Wen you get sick, you green;
Wen you go out in sun, you red;
Wen you git cold, you blue;
Wen you scared, you yellow;
And when you die, you purple....

and you got the cheek to call me coloured!